age ~93
from Corrales, NM
Bertie Wanker enters the outside world for the first time ever. Period.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUH! Oh god I'm making MORE!? D:
The end of a short, messed up life of a Bert. Or is it?
From the birth of one of the bertiest fucks on earth, up to his tenth ...
Bert escapes in the most chaotic way possible. Sort of.
Dogs, Regulators and terrible jokes. What more could you want?