Colorado State University
Cashier
Detail Landscape & Garden Jun 2016 - Aug 2016
Worker
South Suburban Parks & Recreation Jun 2015 - Aug 2015
Maintenance Worker
Education:
Colorado State University 2014 - 2018
Bachelors, Biology
Skills:
Teamwork Conservation Biology Microsoft Excel Biology First Aid Customer Service Adaptability Fishing
Synchronet
Senior Citrix Consultant
Greyhoop
Virtualization Engineer, Llc
Iaccess, Inc. Apr 2012 - Jan 2014
Virtualization Engineer
Rodgard Dec 2008 - Apr 2012
Systems Administrator
Bel Network Integration & Support, Llc Feb 2011 - Apr 2012
Team Lead and Systems Engineer
Education:
University at Buffalo 2005 - 2009
Bachelors, Bachelor of Science, Informatics
Skills:
Servers Vmware Citrix Active Directory Windows Server Virtualization Network Administration Group Policy Hardware Networking Dns Tcp/Ip System Administration Troubleshooting Disaster Recovery Iis Ios Workspace
Interests:
Fly Fishing Civil Rights and Social Action Homebrewing Disc Golf Racquetball Reading Hiking Camping Billiards Science and Technology Human Rights Bouldering
Languages:
English Spanish
Certifications:
Citrix Certified Expert – Virtualization Citrix Certified Enterprise Engineer Citrix Certified Advanced Administrator - Xenapp 6 Citrix Certified Administrator - Xenserver 6 Citrix Certified Administrator - Xendesktop 5 Citrix Certified Administrator - Xenapp 6 Citrix Certified Sales Professional Res Certified Trainer Res Software Certified Professional Res Workspace Manager 2012 Res Automation Manager 2011 Microsoft Windows Server 2008 R2, Virtualization Administrator Citrix Certified Expert - Virtualization Citrix Res Software Microsoft
Bel Network Integration and Support - Network Engineer (2011)
Education:
University at Buffalo, The State University of New York - Informatics
Andrew Shaffer
Work:
Fbc hsv - Superintern (2013) Mpbc - Professional intern (2012-2013) Faceless megacorp - Snarky book wizard/corporate slave (2011-2013) Scbc - Master of facilities (2009-2011)
Andrew Shaffer
Education:
University of Iowa Tippie College of Business, Iowa Writer's Workshop @ the University of Iowa, University of Iowa College of Liberal Arts, Prairie High School
About:
Andrew Shaffer is the author of Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love and creative director of Order of St. Nick, the greeting card company whose irreverent cards have been featured The Colbert Report...
Tagline:
...is a hot mess.
Bragging Rights:
"High-handed, condescending, and egomaniacal.” – New York magazine on Andrew Shaffer's Twitter persona
Andrew Shaffer
Work:
New York Power Authority - Real Time System Analyst (2010)
Education:
McCann School of Business & Technology - Network Administration
Relationship:
Married
Andrew Shaffer
Work:
Libertyville High School
Education:
Northern Illinois University
Tagline:
I've never watched Law & Order
Andrew Shaffer
Work:
Dutchess Community College
Education:
Dutchess Community College - Civil Engineer
Andrew Shaffer
Education:
George Mason University - Computer Science
Andrew Shaffer
Education:
Saint Joseph's University
News
Alex Ovechkin's late goal dooms Penguins in Game 3
Andrew Shaffer, of Monroeville, cheers outside of PPG Paints Arena as the Penguins play the Washington Capitals on Tuesday, May 1, 2018. For more images from Game 3, visit the Trib's photo gallery .
Date: May 02, 2018
Category: Sports
Source: Google
How Sharknado Transcended Its Genre And Became A Pop Culture Phenomenon
oadcast quickly inspired a line of Sharknado merchandise including action figures, pajamas, boxer shorts, shot glasses, ornaments, socks, masks, and, just recently, the book How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack by Andrew Shaffer. Its
fighting back against land and sea beasts, instructions on "How to Wield a Chainsaw Like a Boss," and useful recipes for getting through the apocalypse (such as the Four Horsemen cocktail). From humor writer Andrew Shaffer with contributions from Sharknado survivors Fin Shepard and April Wexler-like the S.
Date: Jul 08, 2014
Category: Entertainment
Source: Google
Anne Tyler talks 'Beginner's Goodbye'; 'Fifty Shades' in stores now
-books. Now, Vintage's paperback editions hit stores today (and the audio version was released listen to a clip on EW). A parody by Andrew Shaffer (creator of Twitter alter-egos @evilwylie and @emperorfranzen) has even landed a book deal. But will the buzz last? Publishers Weekly analyzes how E.L.