9.33pm: RE: the mystery corner taker, both Eelco van de Stadt and Andrew Wiese suggest it was Cambiasso wot took it. I'm not too sure - trying to do to MBMs at once is taking its toll - but make the point that Cambiasso and Sneijder are bald so it's an easy mistake. Don't let me off that easily.
"Nani in a seriously bad way?" writes Andrew Wiese. "Scared of the hair-dryer, perhaps. He was pathetic, and I'd be surprised if he didn't decide to fake it a little longer to avoid facing the music, at least for a while."