New Market School Piscataway NJ 1976-1980, Arbor Elementary School Piscataway NJ 1979-1982, Quibbletown Middle School Piscataway NJ 1982-1985, Cherokee High School Marlton NJ 1988-1989
Community:
Dawn Piatkowski, Todd Madsen, Sharon Selander, Dyana Collins, Jodie Hein, John B, Michael Turner, Darin Holt, William Jacobson, Tammy Bender, Peter Delaurier
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Bragging Rights:
Married, 1 kid 2 dogs a cat and a fish and a shit load of toys
Lee Maxwell
Lee Maxwell
Lee Maxwell
Lee Maxwell
Lee Maxwell
Lee Maxwell
Lee Maxwell
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In 2012, Lee Maxwell graduated from Kirkwood Community College in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. He gained twenty six separate certifications in everything from reading blueprints to driving forklifts. Today, hes responsible for turning on the power for new wind turbines that are being built all around the co